Undertale.exe

Hello, my name is Cory, and I’m a HUGE fan of Undertale. I’ve never played the game myself, but I do watch other people play it.

One day, I decided to get the game myself. I checked on Steam, and instead of it being $11.99, it was $6.66. I was kinda creeped out, but I thought it was nothing. I was so wrong. When I booted up the game, I was expecting the normal intro to play. Instead of the background being a light brown, it was blood-red. The music in the background was reversed. When it showed the image of the humans and monsters fighting, blood was on Asgore’s and on the humans spear. When it showed your character walking up the mountain, they were holding their side and had scars all over their face. When they fell down the hole, 3 images flashed on screen. A dead body, a bloody knife, and a melting face. When it was time for me to name my character, the letters were formatting in a way so it said, “Die Now”.

I entered my name as Cory, but it saved it as dead meat. Dead meat woke up in an underground graveyard. One of the graves was dug out. The image of the body flashed on screen. Suddenly, the body came out of the grave. The body grabbed Dead Meat and tried to pull them under. Suddenly, Dead Meat was in a different room. Everything was dark.

I wandered around for a little bit, then I saw a knife on the ground. The image of the bloody knife flashed on screen. Suddenly, a shadowy figure with red eyes grabbed the knife, and ran towards Dead Meat. The screen went dark. The sound of someone being stabbed played. Now, Dead Meat was lying in a room lit on fire. Their leg was bleeding. The melting face appeared on screen. Dead Meat’s face started to melt. The screen went black, and text appeared reading, “It’s time for sleep. When you wake, you will become dead meat.”

  • IronMosquito

    This is why people who don’t know much about Undertale always think it’s stupid or edgy. You find garbage like this everywhere. (Now that I think of it, this applies to multiple fanbases.) “Oooh, 666! Oooh, .exe! Oooh, images flashing on the screen, references to death, blood and gore, etc, etc.”
    This story needs consistent grammar, but more importantly, it needs a solid story, a point, and less clichés! I feel like you read Sonic.exe and thought, “Hey, I could rip off an already bad story but put Undertale in it! That will be totally good and have absolutely no negative reactions at all!”
    Sorry for being so negative, I just genuinely think this is a bad story.

    • Skarms

      I dunno, that snail race was metal as hell.
      And, as a lover of the game and a person who will reserve judgement on Deltarune, the game is pretty stupid and edgy, but not edgy in the sense of “I’m gonna kill everyone in this room” more of a cute edgy, like that one fursona people have, or edgy like a bat, perfectly circular.

      • IronMosquito

        I get what you’re saying, and you do make a good point, but the way this person writes it just reeks of that “I took the genocide route because I’m sick and twisted and like to see things die X3” energy.
        Not the funny or cute edgy. Just the cringey edgy. And I think that’s what gets me the most.

  • Skarms

    I feel like Toby would do something like this for a laugh…
    Reminds me of Minecraft’s old Minceraft gag…
    bout as much time put in it anyway