“Who IS Mr. Sweets???” – Online thread
— @Wyckd entered chat —
baebby: welcome to my parlor, @Wyckd 😉
Wyckd: Thanks, @baebby
Wyckd: What exactly is this discussion for, Em
Wyckd: I mean @baebby
baebby: im going to get to the bottom of this whole Mr. Sweets business of course
Wyckd: Just what is the “Mr. Sweets business”
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baebby: hello @heartland
heartland: Hello. You guys heard of him too?
Wyckd: @baebby has, I haven’t
Wyckd: Who is he
baebby: well, about a month or two ago, the first post was made online
baebby: the post was on a reddit thread listed under urban legends
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baebby: the entire thing was just a guy talking about how he received a message on his phone late one night before he passed out drunk
baebby: apparently the message talked about him getting back at his ex wife who had just left him
baebby: once he said yes he got home to find a piece of candy waiting on his kitchen table
baebby: after that he said his ex wife and her husband left town
Wyckd: Oh god
heartland: Yeah, and since then there have been tons of claims to similar stories.
urban: Have any of you ever had an encounter with Mr. Sweets
heartland: @urban what do you mean by encounter?
urban: I just wanna know if anyone here has gotten his little message
urban: The one where you say yes and he sends you some candy and your wish is granted
Wyckd: I feel like I would remember something like that what about you @baebby
baebby: no I never got anything like that
baebby: not even when I begged him to make me pass that last test
Wyckd: Which one
baebby: the physics one
Wyckd: Oh god, I hated that
Wyckd: Acutally, can he make anything happen
urban: Yeah, supposedly
urban: There are only a few stories so I don’t know the full extent of his abilities
heartland: Gosh, @Wyckd, you seem pretty curious. Have a desire for Mr. Sweets to fulfill?
Wyckd: No nothing like that
Wyckd: Although he might have had a hand in getting me my prom date
baebby: wow @Wyckd
baebby: you used an urban legend to get a prom date
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Wyckd: Like I said just kidding
baebby: who’s the lucky fellow
Wyckd: That’s for me to know and you to never find out
Wyckd: We aren’t even going to prom anyway
Wyckd: We’re just gonna hang out instead
heartland: You two seem rather close, @Wyckd and @baebby.
baebby: yeah we’re besties, irl
urban: That would explain a lot
Wyckd: What the hell
urban: Not cool, @Wyckd
Wyckd: Em, listen it’s not what you think
baebby: SHUT UP KATE
baebby: WHAT THE F**K!?
baebby: I THOUGHT YOU AND HIM WERE MY FRIENDS
Wyckd: We are, please just try to understand
baebby: UNDERSTAND WHAT?
baebby: THAT YOU HAD S*X WITH HIM?
urban: guys, come on, let’s calm down
heartland: @legendz, where did you get that?
baebby: it’s probably f*****g Michael
baebby: why don’t you just leave
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baebby: so any other great news for me tonight
baebby: you know Kate I have already had enough s**t with school and the fact that I’m barely passing any classes
baebby: I didn’t need this too
Wyckd: Listen, Em, it’s not what you think
Wyckd: It was when you and him were broken up earlier this year, I’m sorry
baebby: is that what you did all those times I asked you to spend the night and you said no?
baebby: HAVING S*X, WITH THE ONLY GUY WHO SEEMED INTERESTED IN ME
heartland: Listen, both of you, I may not know you guys that well but this isn’t something to make a tragedy over
urban: Yeah, come on guys, listen Emmie, I’m sure Michael didn’t mean what he did
Wyckd: Wait, @urban, how’d you know her name
urban: that’s not important Katherine
baebby: Oh my god, Jeffrey, is that you?
baebby: what the hell?
baebby: god its like i dont even know you people
Wyckd: Em, I’m sorry for what happened
baebby: no im done
heartland: @baebby, this is nothing to go haywire over. Please don’t do something you’ll regret.
urban: Just hear Katherine and Michael out, Emmie
baebby: Oh god
Wyckd: What’s wrong?
baebby: Katey, im
baebby: im so sorry
baebby: it was just way to delicious and i was way too mad
urban: Emmie, what did you do?
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heartland: @baebby, what did you do?
baebby: all i did was eat the candy
baebby: i thought mom got it for me
baebby: i never thought
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