The Day Reality Became Distorted

It was evening time on a very windy day. I was sitting in my room watching a horror movie, when I suddenly heard a loud crash coming from outside.

I was hesitant to look at first, but in the end I decided to see what was happening. As I got close to the window I heard another even louder crash. I was starting to get worried at this point.

My room was in the second floor above the kitchen, so I had a pretty good view of it from there. I was trying to adjust my sight, and when I finally realized what I was seeing I couldn’t believe it. There was… giant gummy bears breaking into my house.

As far as I could see it was 3, but that was only the ones outside, for all I knew there could’ve been a whole lot more already inside. I was so confused. I was so mesmerized by what I was seeing that… when I finally realized it… it was already too late. There was 2 of them in my room and they were about to attack me with Candy Caine shivs.

The world wasn’t earth anymore, it was now… Ruffletrump…

My stuffed animals became alive and started dancing around, they weren’t cute little fluffy animals anymore though. They had big sharp fangs and claws, demonic voices is all heard as they opened their mouths. They were chanting some weird s**t that sounded like they were speaking in tongues. All my shoelaces suddenly became snakes, my laptop and television showed nothing but static.

It was only after totally freaking the f**k out and screaming at the top of my lungs that I realized that it definitely was a bad idea to have eaten those 3 shrooms at the same time knowing it was my first time doing that s**t.

But even if I knew that I was high as s**t what could I really do about it? Call 911? That would be stupid! Or at least that’s how I see it now. If only I had seen how stupid that idea was in that moment, but no. That’s exactly what I did. I called 911.

“911, what’s your emergency?”


“Hello? Are you ok? What’s the emergency?”

“Well… I-uh. I… I there’s ummm… I was just…”

“Ma’am, you need to calm down take a deep breath so you can tell me what the problem is.”

“Ok. Umm… so like I was sitting and then, there was a gummy bear and snakes, and candy cains and like the stuffed animals were like… and like… I the dance was like, but idk man! I just, I wanna like, bro I don’t know man, wtf bro. Wtf”

~This story was a troll because I was bored, I hope you enjoyed, Lord Farquad is a boy! 😀~