Siri

I was on the couch, feeling bored and wanting to do something different. I asked Siri what there was to do in the area…

Josh- Hey Siri…

Siri- Hi Josh

Josh- Tell me movie times in San Francisco Theater.

Siri- Are you going to invite a girl? Because you need a gf… That fight you had with your ex was too much.

Josh- HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

Siri- I am here at all times… On your phone.

I started to get freaked out and had to leave the house. I decided to go to my best friend, Jacob because he is a technology geek.

Jacob- Hey dude. What do you need

Josh- Hey. Siri is being really weird…

Jacob- Just leave the phone here with me.

Josh- Ok… I’m warning you.

I decided to go back home and leave my phone there with Josh. I fell asleep and the next morning I heard really loud knocking from the front door.

Jacobs Mom- JOSH! OPEN PLEASE…

Josh- *Opens Door* Oh hi Mrs. Adams.

Mrs. Adams- Josh… Please come with me… Something happened to Jacob… I think he’s dead… *Sobs loudly*

Josh- Oh my gosh…

We go to Jacobs House, Mrs. Adams was crying the whole ride there… We get there and we go into Jacobs room and sure enough he is there. A pool of blood covered Jacob. My phone was in his hand. I picked it up.

Siri- Hi Josh. Your next…

Josh- Siri… This is cruel.

Siri- Jacob made me mad…

Siri- BUT YOU MADE ME MORE MAD…