Haunted Hitler Effigy

My names Carl, I have a story to tell you. I was In an old thrift store in a deserted town to see what worth it had. Some pretty interesting stuff man, old world war 2 stuff, It was antique and I was interested. I was talking to the owner of the store and I said how I was interested in world war items. I nearly checked half of the antiques in the store. I bought stuff and was heading out when he said he would give me a free item, a Hitler effigy. A big wooden statue with a uniform from a real Nazi looking like Adolf Hitler. I hesitated but he said it was offending some customers so I decided to get it, I mean it’s free come on. I get outside to my van and start packing things in. Today is a good day.

When I got home I packed the small things first into my collection room, but I still didn’t know what I was gonna do with a Hitler effigy. I was intrigued on how it got there so I did some research.

…It blew my mind.

THAT STATUE WAS THE SAME USED BY THE SOVIET UNION TO OBJECTIFY HITLER AND USE IT AS VOODOO.

They literally publically hung the statue and threw rocks at it during the end of the war.

I look at the effigy and notice it has been dented and worn out. I was shocked and when I looked at the statue, it’s like it looked at me.

I put the effigy leaned against the wall and I went to bed.

The next morning I got up and went to work, when I got home I take a glance and notice there is blood on the floor. At first I think, it’s my dog from chewing on her bone, I checked my dog and there was no blood marks on her gums or bone. I notice the blood trails back to the collection room. Oh hell no, I got my shotgun from my bedroom and burst in the room. Blood on the walls written, “Achtung, Mein Führer,” I called the police and they take my house for a full week investigation. They claimed it was a stalker and that I should leave, he also pointed out that he could have been angered by my collections. I’m out of there, I was wealthy enough to move out and go live somewhere else .

1 week later.

Strange things were happening. One day the Hitler effigy has been having liquids pouring out onto the floor, when I was cleaning my room I heard echoes and cries of men. Sometimes shouting. It was that moment I knew it’s time to get rid of my collections, I went to bed.

I woke up in the middle of the night to my dog barking, I get out of my room to see the statue in front of the living room with the Nazi salute. I totally froze. Right beside it were pictures of Adolf Hitler. “SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL,” My TV turns on and shows Hitler’s men marching and shouting “SIEG HEIL!”. I grab my dog and I got the hell out of there! I forgot my keys, damn it! I run inside and the statue was gone, only leaving by a note below the keys, I grab it and run back to the car and I drove off.

I got to a gas station and I opened up the note.

“Dearest Carl, Please know that God is with us, do not be afraid of us, hail victory, and remember I am still alive.”

-S.S

I am no longer a collector, I am now a paranormal investigator, I am glad I got rid of the effigy and all my other collections, I went to a Baptist church and got saved. If I want to fight off ghosts I have to be holy. Sometimes I hear the marching band through a static radio.

I looked in the newspaper today and I saw an article

“Local Hitler effigy found in city dump, Officials are going to obtain it and bury the effigy in Auschwitz.”

  • Brandon Barrett

    Definitely the worst story I’ve read.