“When did i last eat? Come to think of it, I realize now I don’t remember! Was it yesterday? Or the day before?”
“Stop” says Pete “Shut up, we’ve got more important s**t to talk about!”
“Do we, Pete? I dont know why we’re here! This is a f*****g waste of time! The kid’s a failure! It’s pretty f*****g obvious!”
That was Luther. Dont mind him, he’s a real a*****e sometimes. He hates himself, so he takes it out on others.
“Come on Luth! Dont be such a hater! Give the l’il guy a chance! Stop being an a-hole all the time!”
This one is Carlo, the stereotypical hipster who tries to be liked by everyone. We all know a Carlo, dont we?
“Einstein was considered a coward and a retard, and yet looked where he manage to get to!” Ester, the ‘wunderbar’ child genious commented.
“But we dont want Einstein, DO WE?!” -Luther again
S**t, they got Samwell p****d! Sam is the oldest of them all, and the wisest. That made him the most respected of the group, although he isn’t the leader. I am. Samwell begain to speak again:
“I admit that Kiev has failed us before, but i believe in him. I believe he will make the choice that is best for us!” His eyes rested upon me “He is our leader! He is the dominant , and therefore we must abide to his desitions, no matter how inconvinient, prepostorus, or disapointing they might be!”
It’s my turn to talk, I know that! I’m supposed to magically create an inspiring speech about why theese guys should trust me. I just can’t make myself do it! I dont know what to say, how to act. I wasn’t meant to be a leader. I was just made to. I would gladly surrender my leadership to anyone else, but that’s not how it works. None of them were born dominant, only me!
“L-look guys, I kn-know i may not be the best p-person for the j-j-j-job b-but I think we should, um, like, think this all the way trough!”
“Think? THINK? OH MY F*****G GOD! F**k thinking! I am tired of thinking the c**p out of this! WE HAVE TO ACT! IT’S THAT SIMPLE! We already have all the tools required! All we need is to m*****f*****g act! If we wait much longer, we will miss our chance! We either act now or never?”
Damn Luther, always making s**t so hard for me!
“I know we have to act! But we can’t take any chances! We have to do this right or not do it at all! Are you sure there isn’t another option?”
Luther sighted. He began his reply with dissapointment in his voice: “Another option?” he laughed “Another option? He wants to handle this another f*****g way!” He kept laughing for a good straight half minute. Then anger flared his face. ” NO, YOU IMBICILE! THERE IS NO OTHER WAY! They MUST pay! We owe ’em revenge! And , oohwee, is this revenge going to be sweet! Tasty! WE ARE READY, KIEV, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! NOBODY GIVES A FLYING F**K ABOUT YOUR STUPID A** OPINION!”
Now, you see, i am a simple calm guy. I can take insults and attacks and just swallow them and make ’em dissapear! I have kept calm for years now, bearly losing my temper. But, oh, when I loose my temper hell freezes over! And this, my friends, was one of those rare moments!
“SHUT UP, LUTHER! I AM THE DOMINANT! I AM THE ALFA AND THE OMEGA! I AM JUDGE, JURY, AND PROSECUTER! I AM BOTH GOD AND THE DEVIL! I HOLD YOUR FATE IN MY F*****G HANDS! DON’T YOU FORGET THAT! I HAVE HALF A MIND TO BANISH YOU, SO DO NOT TEMPT ME MORE; FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!”
“Ester, where are we in terms of planning?”
“Well… We managed to hack the PTA official email. The parts we ordered online for the weapon are already here. Thankfully, nobody cared to ask about contents; so no red flags were activated. Transportation problems are also fixed. We are waiting for your aproval, Sir.”
“Samwell, do you think this… this… PLAN is complete? Anything we might of missed?”
“I trust ester has managed to prepare for any possible problems that might arise.”
“Sam, do you believe this is the solution?”
“Kiev, there are always multiple solutions. Yet I believe this is the easiest, quickest, most posible solution!”
“But there are other posibilities?”
“Yes. Yet this is, to my understanding, the best solution!”
“Well then, i shall sleep on it. I promise an answer by morning!”
Sleep on it! He was gonna sleep on it! Kiev, you idiot! You’re not supposed to sleep on it! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO ACT ON IT! DAMN IMBECILE!
But don’t worry. I know he IS stupid enough not to do anything. But he’s to nice. Everyone but him wants to do it; and sweet little Kiev doesn’t want to lose no friends!
So, I just have to wait ’till he gains the courage to admit he’s an idiot.
“Gather around everyone.”
There are alot of us. Maybe a hundred. I expected him to call the elders only. This might change things.
“My friend Luther here has proposed a solution. A mayor vengance upon all those who inflicted pain over us all! We are tired of their abuse, of their insults. We are tired of being ignored!”
Oh, I like where this is going. This is good! The cheering is defening.
“And we WILL sacrifice the only good things we have in life! We WILL sacrifice freedom! We WILL sacrifice our life! And we WILL sacrifice Alessa, our true love!”
The cheering died. Silence now ruled where motivation had, moments ago.
“THIS is what LUTHER is asking of you! Pay EVERYTHING for petty revenge. Well, I WONT HAVE IT! I SAY WE HAVE PAID ENOUGH TROUGHOUT LIFE! WE SHALL PAY NO MORE! IGNORE THE WORLD AND FOCUS IN OUR WELL BEING!”
“NO! WE DESERVE REVENGE! WE MUST NOT STRAY FROM THE PLAN! NO MATTER THE COST!”
“Luther, may I remind you that I AM THE DOMINANT? I not you. I, and only I, am responsible for OUR well being! So shut up and sit back down!”
“NO! You may’ve been the dominant, yet now I make the choices!”
With that, I remove the hidden blade from its scabard and cut his head off. You can’t actually KILL one of us, yet that would ‘deactivate’ him.
“I AM NOW THE DOMINANT AND I SAY WE GO ON AS PLANNED!”
Everyone was too shocked to say elsewise.
“Tonight on EyeWitness News we bring live coverage in the place where one of the most gruesome masacres of the contry happened this afternoon. We’re live with Liz Donahugh!”
“Thank you Martha! The killer is Kiev Vielsstrof, of 17 years. He suffers from multiple personality syndrome. Said madman hacked the school’s official PTA email, informing parents, teachers, and even students of an urgent meeting. He then continued to kill 46 people and wound 21 in said bogus meeting. His weapon was a fully automatic SCAR tactical machine gun he bought part-by-part trough the interner. The suspect managed to escape, and a massive manhunt is being organized by the FBI and the CIA. We warn viewers, suspect is armed and extremely dangerous.”